One issue with the annual jelly wrestling competition…just try sourcing industrial quantities of KY Jelly during Mardi Gras. Seriously, it’s impossible. With typical foresight, however, I realised the consistency of hand sanitiser was exactly the same as KY Jelly, and so I spent most of February buying up all the local stock from chemists, supermarkets and old people homes in the Sydney area. Lucky I did because Australia was about to panic buy everything, including hand sanitiser.